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Sir Iain de Vembria
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« on: May 11, 2002, 05:35 AM »
Y'all know what to do here. ;)

*puts feet up*

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Trevon Andarosel
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2002, 05:49 AM »
One tea please :)



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Ilotim ilo arelisin il parduvile arelis te arelisin
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Kuralyov
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2002, 06:44 AM »
Flaming gasoline for me, Comrade Bartender.


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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2002, 11:46 PM »
Can I pay with foreign currencies? :-)

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Sir Iain de Vembria
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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2002, 03:12 AM »
Nope. Bartering only is allowed. ;)  

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Fax Malysus
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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2002, 06:11 AM »
I'd like a Romulan Ale with a Lipstick Tracer, and, oh wait...make that a Royal Goldfish with a Gasoline Tracer and Gin...or, no, better make it a Rum and Coke (Cuban and Colombian, respectfully)...nah, how about a 15. Or 14. Or 15. Or whatever a Seven and Seven is. No, I don't want that either...



*/At the other end of the bar, a man slams down a tequila, runs over, jumps out the window. Steve watches in shock. Several seconds later, the jumper returns and orders another tequila, runs over, jumps out the window. Steve simply stares. The jumper does this a third time, and sits down at the bar to order another round. Steve comes up, saying "Wh-Wa-How do you do that?" The jumper simply stares blindly before saying: "It's the tequiiiiiila, man..." He then slams down a tequila and jumps out the window. Steve turns to the bartender and says, "It's my first time, better gimme two." The Bartender shrugs and hands him 2 tequilas. Bracing himself, Steve slams down the 2 tequilas and jumps out the window. A resounding splat and the sound of shattering concrete and glass fills the air. The first jumper walks back in and sits down at the bar. The Bartender turns to him and says, "Superman, you're a REAL BITCH when you're drunk."/*



...no, better not make it Tequila. Besides, that has the weird worm-maggot-caterpillar thing in it (whatever it is...). Hmmm...I know! I'll take a Screwdriver. Philips. No, Flathead. No, Philips. No, how about a Long Island Ice Tea. With lemon. Wait. No, Earl Grey Tea. Hot. And no sausages in it, please. Oh god, no, I really want an Electric Lemonade. Pina Colada! Sauvignon Blanc! Pinot Noir! Margarita-Strawberry-Daquiri-White-Zinfandel-Irish-Coffee-Whiskey-In-A-Jar-Seven-Young-Blondes-Rum-And-Tonic-Mint-Julep-Gavurstraminer-Chardonnay-Peach-Schnapps-Brandy-Scotch-Hardball-Spitball-Highball-Lowball-Strawberry-Shake-Orange-Julius-Root-Beer-Float-Coors-Budweiser-Dos Equis-Bloody-Mary-Virgin-Mary-Bloody-Hell--*/passes out/*

-Fax Malysus

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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2002, 06:16 AM »
*prods Fax's passed out body. Looks out the window* Drat, all those evil twins running around... Um, perhaps I won't be having what he is... 1 orange beer, if you would. *pauses* And some smelling salts for Fax :)



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Trevon Andarosel
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2002, 01:56 AM »
Hmmm, smelling salts, you can borrow my socks if you like...



Trevon.

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Ilotim ilo arelisin il parduvile arelis te arelisin
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Fax Malysus
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2002, 06:38 AM »
*/Fax Awakens, thouroughly terrified by the thought of ANYone's socks in his face./*



Oh god....just gimme a glass of water... with Vick's VapoRub.



Or whatever.

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Trevon Andarosel
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2002, 06:00 AM »
Tea will do very well.



Trevon.

The storyteller of Ex, Umbagollah


Ilotim ilo arelisin il parduvile arelis te arelisin
The truth is just too true to be true for everyone
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Sander042802
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2002, 07:33 PM »
In Pacary, we usually drink some quadruple vodkas. Like, on CommanderClark's 15 birthday, we drank 15 quadruple vodkas. Each ;)



Give me one for a start...




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Quan nos esteramos reunis, le munde esteras complete de nove - me

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Sir Iain de Vembria
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2002, 08:22 PM »
* gives Sander a quadruple vodka *

Sir Iain
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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2002, 09:31 PM »
yuo kno<w y0u zhuldnT hve doone thaztrt... *hic* Ohz wxhat thjahek givmes anozhrr one *hic*




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Evil is the absence of empathy - umm.... I forgot, but hey, I'm not quotin myself anymore am I?

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Sir Iain de Vembria
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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2002, 11:59 PM »
One down, hundreds to go... :evil  ;)  

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Sander042802
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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2002, 01:15 AM »
wull ze prubmlmllm iz thadittt ixs harwrd two§ tiyppe! if yuo thrwinck tooo mutcxch ov zem..



 it's almost German :lol  




Sander Dieleman

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Evil is the absence of empathy - umm.... I forgot, but hey, I'm not quotin myself anymore am I?

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