Esteemed members of the jury, ladies and gentlemen
First I would like to thank the jury for an excellent job done securing so many awards to Babkha. We truly deserve it.
I'll let our Grand Vizier to accept the prize for the most efficient government. I'll take first the prize for Most Culturally Developed Micronation: For this we have to thank our founder Shah Babak Kapav Mehr for creating Babkha pretty much like it is even today. We have had a strong culture from the start and we haven't stepped out of it at any point. This has made it possible for us to exist as a strong nation even after over four years without any major upheavals.
Next we have the prize for Most Unusual Micronation. I don't think we actually are the most unusual in history, but perhaps we have shown that unusuality is a force which makes nations to live a better life not imitating all the others.
Then the prize for the Best Communication Medium for face-to-face speech and the best example of this was the Babkhan Amsterdam meeting. Yes, it was my idea. Actually I just thought it'd be nice to visit the city and only after that I thought I could inform the others I'll be there. After that things rolled pretty much on their own and Trevon is to be thanked (as he is with his own award) for this. It was truly a remarkable and also an unsettling experience to see that Ardashir is even shorter than I am and I'm not particularly tall myself. Remember, Stalin was also very short.
And last I'm accepting my personal award for being the Least Arrogant Micronationalist. I'd like to thank the bunch of pathetic morons who nominated me for this despicable award. Accepting it makes my skin blister and for that I'd very much like to hack you to pieces, boil the pieces and then feed them to rats. I hate and despise you all.
Thank you very much!
