[Speech by Iain de Vembria, who never had time to post himself]
The FNORDS exist to praise and reward the best examples of the excellence produced by both micronations and micronationalists within the community that makes up our sector. Over the past seven years, well over a dozen of the most respected and experienced micronationalists in our community have deliberated passionately to choose those of our peers who deserve recognition for a variety of accomplishments.
At times, the results are not without controversy. Yet there can be no doubt that those who win FNORD Awards are highly deserving of such an honour. It might be easy to be caught up in squabbles caused by sore losers in recent years, but it is important for each of us not to forget that there are individuals of real merit within our community. These individuals make real contributions that ultimately produce a better micronational community, and in doing so, they are able to rise above the politicking and squabbling to answer a higher duty to the community. They have earned both the respect and recognition of their fellow micronationalists.
This year is no different, with accomplished individuals and community leaders receiving recognition for their outstanding devotion to the betterment of micronationalism. Without further ado, it is my great honour to announce the winners of the 2008 FNORD Awards!
The Odlum Award for Individual AchievementNamed for Shane Odlum, the founder and leader of the micronation of Blackrock, this award is the most prestigious of all FNORD Awards. It is typically given to a veteran micronationalist in recognition of years of service to the community at-large.
And, with the unanimous consent of the judges, the award goes to Enrique Portela.
The Abbas Namvari & Charles Beard Award for Conflict ResolutionThis is the annual award for diplomacy, named in honour of two of our greatest diplomats.
This year the award goes to two micronationalists who promoted diplomacy in the face of potential conflict over the Eura continent on Micras – Hesam Jahandar of Babkha and Josh (Dr) Spangle of the CIS. Yet, the judging panel could not ignore the diplomatic impact of the Gralan Confederacy, and it shares the honour of receiving this award.


Best Revolutionary ConceptThis is awarded to the micronationalist, or organization, that has brought forward a new concept in the past year that has benefited the micronational community. It primarily focuses around the adaptation of new technology/internet applications for improving the community, not theoretical concepts.
And this award goes to the Kingdom of Hanover’s Second Life Colony.
The Bill Dusch Award for Micronational Cultural DevelopmentThis is awarded to the micronationalist who, or organisation that, has contributed the most to the development of a specific culture in the micronational community over the past year.
This year's winner is the Tokidoki Magic System.
The RIMA Award for Excellence in Micronational History 2008This award is not decided by the FNORD Judging Panel but is instead the decision of the membership of the Royal Institute of Micronational Antiquities. The award is given to the person considered to have made the biggest impact on micronational history in the past year (RIMA management excluded).
And this year's winner is Jacobus Kahuneamea for his dedicated work in contributing to the documentation of our community’s history on not one, but three micronational wikis.
The Norton Award for Excellence in the Field of JournalismThe Norton Award is awarded to the micronationalist, micronation or media service that makes the most significant contribution to journalism and news media in the community during the year. Another unanimous decision of the judges, this year’s award goes to Liam Sinclair in recognition of his Coprieta Standard publication and dedicated career in micronational journalism.
The Peter Little Award for Excellence in Micronational LiteratureThis is awarded to the micronationalist who, in the past year, has made a significant contribution to the development of micronational literature (of the non-historical prose); this award is primarily considered for those who write works of fiction.
For the second year in the row, the award goes to Jeremy Bellamy for his latest literary work, entitled “King Under the Mountain."

And finally ....
Best New MicronationalistAwarded to the micronationalist who, having joined the community in the past year for the first time, has made a considerable impact on the micronations in which they have participated and the community at large.
The Best New Micronationalist Award goes to...
Liam conDoin!

Congratulations to all the winners, every one truly deserving in the awards they have received.
I would also like to thank the judging panel, of which I was honoured to be a member of for another year. Each judge conducted themselves with the highest honour and integrity, upholding the finest traditions of the FNORD Awards. The other judges who dedicated time out of their busy macronational schedules to sit on this year’s panel were King Alexander of Hanover, Ari Rahikkala, Ardashir Khan, Edgard Portela, and Liam Sinclair, who filled in as Chairman of the Panel on very short notice.
Once again may I extend my congratulations to all the winners. They can be proud of their achievements, as can everyone nominated for a FNORD. For all those other nominees, your contributions deserve no less and everyone is commended for the energy and enthusiasm. Until next year!